Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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deltas.
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0 |9 Q0 ]2 }! Y Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....# U, }) W% t+ e- [" M9 w
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed: b! V+ Y: k& F( x
investors.
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
% D1 Q" K1 [6 [- ~& i% t) t Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.8 A9 i8 g$ x2 |# r: j+ d! m
0 e3 {0 }- _7 V1 a& V5 A( `; r) v Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
7 f6 J5 F+ K1 S Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
6 J1 y7 ]. |- C6 {5 e; P5 ~. q# r Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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( T0 A+ c9 T+ B$ n. l Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....$ W% z) r+ `2 p# k8 K6 M' S
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps* `! u) R# V v# M' ?3 J8 u
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5 l$ l) T' J, |: \ Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
) H, N5 C% L4 ]& T f7 j* [! y A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a; w8 J( X/ K' O
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
8 X) Z5 z7 Q. {% V Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN. p; P% e, M1 D( {
" U2 S3 C* x) d; h, z0 { Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq........ J8 J @ h2 k& F
Ruled by a dick
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