开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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6 L* d# v$ @5 o+ I& U' F1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
! t' U# B' F" j! z/ [  f' ^* cTom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
& w6 u: i! C5 [) l4 ~汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
/ }! F8 `- G( L" ?9 D0 Y- X汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
1 W2 l: h* L$ z5 l  ~吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4 Q5 k2 D& @4 D, f3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
, D) r0 z/ e9 i9 M2 `& T吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
; W- U1 y+ S" h' H" J附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
# l+ L+ u3 V# U" |/ e* a- P+ ?一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
" G" T4 p, A) p0 S' R3 }5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
# M7 p0 }0 W" f6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
, ~9 C5 @0 O7 N: r  W! w1 g; T1 N开车
5 |* N, ~! T6 \& M. Z. E6 x父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
+ P% G5 {! e/ o" f0 N: V7 s7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
) F" W0 Y* X# F& W: z% |* Z1 ^“She is the one who sells the candy.”
: Y1 q$ R# C- g+ L8 }: a$ F  F好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
7 c, E% O& X% E, y3 }2 I% s“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
, Y2 l& p1 l9 a& z! j3 q“她是个卖糖果的。”
$ m6 n/ u. D/ s* T8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
( d8 q" O$ K2 |“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
$ p: [4 D4 u8 V他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
: A6 L  M" ^  u伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
: T' M# G( {  @: ^6 @7 f5 ?“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
  c7 N9 u5 D# O9 R. @3 `0 e8 _/ ~3 b( A老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
9 r! c) A$ B- a; f" v) I& u/ d5 X学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
' o* F$ ^  u" C3 r3 A1 o老师：请说说看。
" F, @' G8 {  o9 e9 A. w学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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