美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

+ r0 }9 Y7 Y7 {+ \) n) i5 Q+ AIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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+ H' v6 F8 O& O& t) j0 [听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

, f+ Q$ }( {  R) U0 m9 r; D. TThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

" |, B# q  _1 x" `You have just invented a new form of torture.
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你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

' T& I/ X3 g3 H7 p1 f8 H5 x. `, d, AThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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: }8 X5 ^+ E' e3 `  a' j人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

. g9 _: k2 U5 [; c我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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: j( p5 V! H& U# _& DIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

- y' M+ p% J# O你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

- t) U2 y# u  E/ KI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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7 r# F5 N/ Y+ a, }我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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; s' E2 Y3 h+ ]  r) YImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

3 c+ L; H, ^0 U想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

! K; A, k# n9 n4 {! ^你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”