人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life


    人之初：At the beginning of life.

7 [! ~4 L8 W- J3 e7 y    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& W$ ?: _4 y5 W    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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' J& P8 |/ ~% y    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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3 ?9 ]! M4 l% v3 M* S" |, u$ H6 @- I2 ]    教之道：The way of learning it

    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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  q3 U' _$ j$ C* S  |    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

5 B2 q4 `, V. H- }; ]" m    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# [* {2 e7 R0 c; ~/ j2 y, x1 _4 [    教五子 All his five son took it

    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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. l4 g. n) \9 ^6 \    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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! d! N# Q; u! E5 d% H6 @3 @    父之过 It is all your fault.

    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

- S/ g7 G4 v% d( N, m1 u    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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- j" V; W  V7 ^! A, a. b" y    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

/ \- g) V0 Q1 H( s    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ `. i: L1 d& f: h5 d' V2 e, e    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

, k+ v( j  T2 `; G3 m    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。