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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：0 e" [! z2 m5 ?+ Q+ A3 J
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，1 _, U! n9 n7 @, C( \3 O
# ~7 s* \2 Z. u$ q9 ]太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！" P9 r6 R7 s9 H) ?3 f) K! N: L# x' c
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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! s* M# r3 D4 O% ~" o他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。6 E: r6 M7 E, j
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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1 C/ }: y1 [8 Y5 d) [5 v' OEarly Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge./ r$ g B [2 u* u
" ^$ ~8 t9 y- p* O* CThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you& W6 c) Z$ @) \
% Z- L9 |+ ~6 Q# y4 i2 ^1 P/ lhave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."4 ?1 ]9 n& K8 q A
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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3 b+ |4 S+ ~2 p7 N7 jIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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: m+ `# O4 C% s: f, a8 CHe answered, "The shop was not yet8 `+ w* b: Q b+ J* l; b* z
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