Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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# U) g( ~- T* J! g$ F8 f: g) BMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Question: How can you say so?
7 P5 X3 y4 F1 {: q+ CMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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) a* N! {* v' Z  d( w1 yQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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  A% h; c* ]8 l) hQuestion: How can you say so?
" c' c: p4 y5 T: j- GMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
" [3 _+ U' O8 ^7 E* I1 V3 F: ZMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
; q$ w! {( i4 [, J1 Y  HQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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2 W% p9 N) ~2 d* u& g3 ]Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
- _  S+ }4 q) g/ @0 }& }- @Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  H. {3 q$ H7 jMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

2 }; D$ N+ X& |* k6 {( R- ]Question: How can you say so?
5 {3 f+ K$ X1 r+ P( SMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~