CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
& }6 H# H/ X. M6 z( X' D咱俩谁跟谁阿
' u. X$ ~8 v$ H# P+ U02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
  P) g( p# o- M* I不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
- w! ^% p- g3 G# R8 I你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
/ G  N& ?4 y0 h) K05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
- e. Q0 r/ Y2 n$ I1 \有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
8 y+ D0 Y# |8 d$ K) s' W07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
$ V1 ]/ s, f; \( M5 H2 C2 q9 h; R表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
1 a7 M: q# m& e2 O  s" }12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
" `8 i, m1 ^# \( A. s/ @( P13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
* }( W0 v9 D1 [+ Z% b, b老外：I am sorry too!
4 P/ ^. ]6 _; a% M' ]: D小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
. [. ~. r, k! L  B: |小明：I am sorry five!
+ i4 }; |8 V+ C7 o7 z2 n16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( Q& x7 j9 L( F2 g. l2 R; c我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
& O0 u2 \' `9 f1 z+ b你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
" a$ ~* [: h$ Q1 [6 ^: ~1 ~20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
3 E8 |1 C7 `2 S0 h给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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